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This Week in Knicks Social Media: Kristaps Poké-zingis

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Knicks with mom, Knicks at play, Knicks working out. Summer vacation, NBA-style

What up, strangers? You interested in a “week” of social media comings-and-goings from your favorite basketsports team? Lucky you! You’ve come to the right place!

It’s been a long “week,” so let’s dispense with rigid and un-cool constrictions like “time” and “chronology,” and just hang loose with some hip shit, dig?

On Sunday (pretty sure it was a Sunday) your boys threw up some tributes to their momses, on account of it being Mother’s Day. KnickMoms!

MamaKuz (note matching outfits!):

The PlumMom (an NBA mother 3x over, yowza!):

Happy #mothersday @leslieplumlee thank you for putting up with me all these years!

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Queen ThomasMama:

Happy Mother's Day QUEEN. I love you.

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La MèreNdour:

and MomO’Quinn!

No argument. I got the Best Mother Ever. #happymothersday

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Your boy Ron keeps it subtle, tho’ - low-key Kansas-style:

Ron also does nothing but Hot Yoga, as far as I can tell.

more..

That’s a lot of yoga.

But you know who’s not jumping on the hot yoga bandwagon? Kuz.

That’s because your mans Kuz does his yoga with the ladies:

Reformer+pilates+yoga at one place? Why not @pipilatesstudija. Thanks for a great practice.

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Don’t act surprised.

And now, from the “Finish this joke please” files, some shit I did not see coming:

Marshall Plumlee and Mindaugas Kuzminskas walk into a Bat Mitzvah...

Had a blast with @mkuzminskas at my first BAT MITZVAH (spelled it right this time )

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I don’t know the punchline yet but it might have something to do with this (please note the fidget spinners):

@mc_plumlord @ben @dubroush

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Or maybe this?

and we know it had to end with something about this:

(rim shot!)

Elsewhere in the world, your Knicks are living the young rich and carefree lives, doing their non-pit-of-basketball-sadness things.

Sasha, ever the epicurean:

So hungry now...

Willy, still bopping around Spain, and apparently getting a tattoo!

Lance, fishing with his Lady Friend:

Fishing alone:

Monster 50lb #Snowy #Grouper #VeniceLouisiana #gulfofmexico #anglermade

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and fishing for compliments:

(awww...)

It says right there in his bio that he loves fishing, folks. You should have believed him.

Lastly, your unicorn Kristaps, going into beast mode, and hopefully not making geopolitical commentary:

Not Shaq quite yet, but maybe he’s not training to throw basketballs. Maybe he’s training for pokéballs!

Happy hunting, dear Unicorn.