Happy August! Is hot out! Time to play This Week in Knicks Social Media, Jr. version!
What goes together better than cars and kids? Knicks and kids, of course. Join me on a magical tour of Knickerbockers bockin’ out with nippers...
First up we have a whole gallery of rookie Frankie getting into his new KnickLife, hanging out with the Junior Knicks and Cal Ramsey. He looks happy!
Also down with the kids is sport-fishing and shepherd-lover Lance Thomas. Lance lets his (metephorical) hair down at a Nickelodeon event. Click through for important Lance and Spongebob goodness:
and scroll down for SLIME.
(Side note: Wonder what Alannis Morrisette is up to these days?)
Staying on the camp-4-kids tip, our friend Mindaugus Kuzminskas has been having his own (rather extended, tbh) basketball camp in Lithuania. Kuz’s camp includes a very large KuzBanner and a very small and very cute KuzGodson. Hi Jokūbas!
Ron Baker’s basketball camp (I told you they ALL have camps) is predictably lower-key ‘cuz Ron’s just a simple corn-fed asana yoga-doing farm boy made good.
It’s so low-key they don’t even hire assistants! Just Ron, hangin’ out and doin’ stuff with kids. They don’t even have basketballs! They do appear to have matching t-shirts, but if there’s a 30 foot banner it sure ain’t showing.
Speaking of Melo, we got this from Da Gawd:
...which... not sure how that ties into the kid theme unless it’s a warning. Don’t try this at home, kids! Oh, speaking of warnings...
"You have to eat the dream You have to sleep the dream You have to dream the dream You gotta touch the dream You have to see it when nobody else sees it You have to feel it when it's not tangible You have to believe it when you cannot see it You gotta be possessed with the dream" --ANY weapon formed against US shall not prosper #STAYME7O
I dunno. I got nuthin’ but it’s cool. Stay Me7o my friend.
Some players don’t have kids but that’s ok, they borrow them (a great option, btw). Wrapping up kidstravaganza is Kyle O’Quinn with two adorable little dinosaurs:
In other important news, Mr. Luke Kornet is vying for Marshall Plumlee’s social media crown, methinks.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.. pic.twitter.com/odSHjxgEhg— Luke Kornet (@bigshin32) July 29, 2017
That’s cool, Luke. Sand sucks! People who can just sit in the sand in wet bathing suits and not care that sand gets all over them are like aliens to me. Anyway, please continue being your weird self, Luke, and we at P&T approve of your lessons here with the master:
Oh Marshall Marshall Marshall, I just can’t quit you, not when you keep spitting pure fire like this:
Donate your cars today!