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Let’s talk about Krispy! And the schedule!

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Did you first get into basketball ‘cause you were super into shit like calendars and schedules?

Nah?

Me neither. But that doesn’t mean we can’t drum up a couple of interesting takes when the NBA drops the ol’ schedge hammer (a tradition unlike any other). And, if I may be so bold, I believe I’ve found such a take:

It is my steadfast belief that the 2017-18 season will serve as a macrocosm for a Typical Crappy Knicks Game.

You know the one I’m talking about.

Would you like to know why I think that thought? Aye, there’s thine rubbington. Youms’t shall have to listen to fyndeth out wye.

ALSO: There’s a bunch of stuff about Kristaps in the news. Some it is silly, some of it is intriguing, some of it is inconsequential, and some if is all three of those things.

Let’s talk about it!