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Somebody please help Michael Beasley find his stolen truck

It’s a Ram truck!

NBA: Playoffs-Toronto Raptors at Milwaukee Bucks Jeff Hanisch-USA TODAY Sports

The signing of Michael Beasley was one of the more delightful surprises in a New York Knicks offseason which has had its fair share of twists and turns. The dude known as Supercool Beas (God’s Son) is one of them dudes which makes the NBA the most fun league on Earth.

But not everything was supercool for the Beas on Thursday night, as he checked outside only to notice his car was gone...possibly stolen!

“Funny shit ever...serious though” is just a magnificent turn of phrase.

So it appears some Napoleon of crime stole Beasley’s Ram 1500 out from right under his very nose.

While we don’t have a description of the outside of Beasley’s truck, here’s a photo of him inside (what I presume to be) the vehicle.

Surely this is something the FBI or the Department of Justice should be working on at this very moment. Help Beasley find his truck!