Michael Beasley spoke to the media: 'I'm your favorite player's favorite player'

Even if Michael Beasley ends up being terrible with the Knicks, we can certainly look forward to some incredibly good quotes.

As if calling himself a “walking bucket” back in August wasn’t enough, the forward supplied us with way, way more prime cuts of Beas. In his media availability Tuesday, he started off by saying some bland stuff about playing with Carmelo Anthony and about the Knicks being a potential 5th or 6th seed if he were to stay and not be traded. Blah, blah, blah.

He then said some more stuff about having been brought in by Kurt Rambis, who coached him when Beasley was a member of the Timberwolves.

Some stuff about defence:

Then he started bringing the fire.

When asked if he had dropped a few pounds, he responded:

It only got better. He outlined his new diet which is apparently very close to being a vegan one. He apparently eats cheeseburgers a few times per month which isn’t very vegan but it’s OK! As a vegan myself, I can certainly appreciate this type of diet. Vegan cheese tofu burgers usually taste like shit.

He also eats way less candy which is good!

I’ll save the best for last here. He finished off by saying this:

Not exaaaactly sure what this means but I love it. I’d rather not know; it’s more fun that way. Please be this fun all year, Michael!