Knicks 110, Bulls 92: Scenes from a tank-busting Bullistic missile

Well, that was... a game. A really, really, poor display of basketball. It was like a Jackson Pollack painting of basketball, but dude took a really bad hit of acid and ate some three-day old gas station sushi beforehand. Not good.

The Knicks were (fortunately or unfortunately, depending on where you stand on the tank debate) less bad than the Bulls tonight, after the red bovine mammals left any player worth playing at home for the night:

You kinda knew how this night was going to go once that was announced.

This was some key info:

And hey, there were still some fun plays (there always are, right?):

Also, this was the bestest moment:

KOQ’s such a big teddy bear. And Clyde is a big, red cow. In a good way.

Recap coming later, kiddos. Chit-chat in the comments for now.