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The continuing adventures of Steve Stoute, brand master and shorts enthusiast

Let’s talk about golf

Celebrity Sightings In New York City - September 07, 2015 Photo by James Devaney/GC Images

In non-news updates, Knicks associated bozo, Steve Stoute, wore a pair of white, red and black shorts on what I have to assume is a publicly funded golf course with a privately operated guest list.

There it is. A lot of sky, some green, unsurprisingly. Looks possibly too cool out for shorts, but maybe the humidity was up. Stoute can be seen here with some famous washed friends wearing $500 shorts that sold out several years prior to his becoming affiliated with the organization. The kids called this flossing when I was a kid.

Stoute seems to be the type of guy who is very impressed with himself and knows how to glad hand with the best of ‘em. So here he is blowing off some steam in this troublesome world with some pals. Shuffling around, whacking some balls. Big deal.

There are shmohawks among us who will benefit from getting you riled up about this. I implore you not to. They use everything as confirmation that the conspiracy exists, and that it’s all in an effort to what? To keep the Knicks bad while ticket prices spike? What do you really think you’re talking about? Everybody just wants to make money and then go hang out with their friends and watch the game or play the game not think about all this shit that’s going on for a while.

Anyway, nice to see a group of people not physically distancing. Makes me feel good about our chances of beating the corona virus into the dirt. I’ll leave you with these words from the guy with the hardest MC style ever created, Bumpy Knuckles, baby.

From 2:30 to about 3:00. Should start right up for ya. Have a nice day. Get your feathers together, and ruffle them before commenting, please, thanks.