Things are rough for our digital Knicks.
After Coach Stinge-dale had tried to tank the season for games on end, I finally took the reins last night as the new coaching savior, a la Mike Miller. And just like Mike Miller, I lost a heartbreaker against a team way better than the Knicks by one point after Julius Randle missed some free throws in my first game as coach.
So I’m coming back tonight and every night until the 0-7 digital Knicks finally get a win. I’m not saying I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi, but I am saying I’m the Knicks’ only hope.
Luckily, the Bulls kinda also suck, even if their 2K talent is still better than the Knicks’. I’m gonna need to hand Zach Lavine his ass tonight if I want a chance at this one.
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