I hope you survived your New Year’s festivities in one piece, or have at least reassembled yourselves into something resembling human forms.
Today, the New York Knicks (17-15) hope to break their three-game losing streak in a battle with the Minnesota Timberwolves (24-7). Brace yourelves for the first sighting of OG Anunoby in a Knicks uniform, and have that Kleenex ready when you realize there’s four minutes remaining in the first quarter and Thibs isn’t sending in Quickley.
Tip off is 3:00 p.m. EST on MSG Network. This is your game thread. This is Canis Hoopus. Please don’t post large photos, GIFs, or links to illegal streams in the thread. No biting, punching, pulling, or name-calling in the Jello pit. Watch out for fleas, Knicks!